Preface: Shitface is sitting at the table on the computer. Boy 1 is standing in the kitchen close by. I hand Shitface a beer out of the fridge and set it on the table.
Boy 1: Oh, this is for me right?
Shitface: If you can open it you can drink it.
Boy 1: Ok. (As he tries and tries to open it....)
Boy 1: I need help.
Shitface: No, I told you if YOU can open it you can have it.
Boy 1: (He continues to try....)
Boy 1: Can I have a straw when I get it open?
Boy does he have a lot to learn!!