Tuesday, July 29, 2008

From the Mouth of Boy 1

Preface: Shitface is sitting at the table on the computer. Boy 1 is standing in the kitchen close by. I hand Shitface a beer out of the fridge and set it on the table.

Boy 1: Oh, this is for me right?

Shitface: If you can open it you can drink it.

Boy 1: Ok. (As he tries and tries to open it....)

Boy 1: I need help.

Shitface: No, I told you if YOU can open it you can have it.

Boy 1: (He continues to try....)

Boy 1: Can I have a straw when I get it open?

Boy does he have a lot to learn!!


Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

That kid needs one of my bottle openers.

And although I love beer, I have to admit to having consumed it through a straw once or twice. In college.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I hope he didn't try to use his teeth.

Monkey's Momma said...

Ohh, that is funny!

Memarie Lane said...

LOL what a great idea. My son is always asking for soda even though he knows he's not allowed, maybe I'll try this next time. Although knowing my son he'd find a way to get it open.

Katrina said...

Haha... That's funny.

ymmat83 said...

I thought my kids were a handful! If this is boy 1, just wait til boy 2 gets this age.

Karen said...

That is just hilarious! Will that work when he gets a bit older?;)

Michelle said...

oh how funny! Must not be a dull moment around with him :) So did he ever get it open?! LOL

Hi from fellow military spouse :)

Jenny W said...

yeah, we have only girls in our house, because God loves me and knows i wouldn't know what to do with boys!!

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