So we are on our way to church and we stop to get my much needed cup of coffee before we go. Shitface is in 7-11 and here is the conversation/argument the kids were having:
Girl: I don't have to wear my flip flops right now because they are easy to put on and take off; so I can put them on real quick when we get to church.
Boy 1: Why are you wearing shoes?
Girl: I'm not, I just told you that!
Boy 1: Yes you are!
Girl: No, I'm not - Look at my feet - I don't have shoes on!
Boy 1: Yes, you do. I see them.
Girl: No you don't - they're on the floor!
Boy 1: No they're not!
At this point in time, I think I'm going to pull my hair out and yell into the backseat for them to knock it off!! I tell Boy 1 that Girl is clearly not wearing shoes and why must they have this argument- it is too early for Mommy to take this and especially with no coffee!!!
Later in the day, Boy 1 again is irritating Girl. She says, " will you cut it off!!" I just started laughing as I tried to explain to her that she has two sayings together and it's either "Knock it off" or "Cut it out". I still don't know if she comprehended what I was saying because later on I heard her say will you "Cut it". I guess that works too :-)