Husband: "Welcome to my world."
2 year old: "Welcome my world. I here all the time."
Husband: "I'm sorry, I don't want to go either but it's my job and I have to go."
6 year old: "Well doesn't the captain care that your kid is crying."
And here's one more retold to me from my mom when she was here watching the kids:
My mom: “Come on, [2 year old], Let’s get your PJs on and get you ready for bed"
2 year old: “My want shower"
My mom: “No, Mommy said you don’t need a shower tonight. Let’s get your PJs on.”
2 year old: “No. My want shower.”
My mom: “Mommy said no shower tonight, buddy.”
2 year old: “No Mommy NOT. My. Want. SHOWER.”
I'm glad that they are able to keep me laughing through all of this. I don't know what I would do without them!