Friday, October 3, 2008

Funny Stuff

After our last TTT I was forced to play a joke on Shitface. (Yes! Shitface don't listen to anyone else - I really was forced!) (TTT gals - we know the truth!)

Anyway, I told Shitface that after we had had a few drinks ToadMama thought it would be a great idea to dye our white dog pink. And yes, I mean bright pink!

See for yourself:




And the best one. Where they are drying him off after dying him:



These are the pics I sent to him via text message on his phone as he was out on a boat in the Atlantic Ocean.

I didn't even get a text back. With in seconds (literally seconds) my phone was ringing and it was him. At first he didn't believe me. He kept saying, "that's not our dog." After ensuring him that yes, that was indeed our dog and our kitchen, he was furious! I think he even threatened to cancel all future TTT's because we obviously couldn't handle our alcohol. And I'm sure something like, "why would you ever think of doing something this stupid!" probably left his lips too.

The plan was to have him believing this until he got home 2 weeks later. However, I definitely didn't anticipate him being this mad and I definitely didn't want him to be THIS mad at me for the next 2 weeks. So I cracked.

I finally gave in and told him it was a joke and let my laughter out. BWAHHAHAH! Toadmama photo shopped the pictures!! Don't they look great!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Yet, he still didn't think it was very funny. Not even a little.

So he comes home tonight - I wonder if he'll be able to get a laugh out of it now?

[Editor's Note: Sorry for all of you early readers - I temporarily forgot how to use spellcheck]

4 comments:

tiffer said...

Ha that is great. Very funny! Better watch out he probably will be thinking of something to do to get you back!

ToadMama said...

Crap. What rotten timing. I have to see him tomorrow! Maybe he won't remember...

The Chatty Housewife said...

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pinklady said...

I know I don't know you, but I like your humor. Too bad you weren't able to keep it going without getting someone upset. Funny pics.

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