Boy 1 has been in too much trouble this week to actually say too much of anything funny, so this is an old one. It's from earlier this year - April to be exact.
Preface: Boy 1's first season of T-ball. We've had several practices but this is the first scrimmage of the season. Boy 1 is playing 3rd base. A player from the other team runs to third base.
As I look up, Boy 1 is running back into the dugout as this other boy gets to 3rd base.
Me: Boy 1, where are you going?
Boy 1: There's someone else on third base, I don't need to be there anymore!
Good thing it was only the beginning of the season - as he apprently had much more to learn.