Another from the mouth of Boy 1.....
Shitface is currently on a boat out in the Atlantic Ocean traveling from Ft. Eustis, Virginia to Savannah, Georgia. (It's part of their celestial training for school.)
He actually got a chance to call home the other day (the cell signal in the Atlantic Ocean - yeah, not always so good!) and talk to the kids. Boy 1 was talking to him when he some how accidentally hits the talk button which serves as both the flash button and the hang up button.
He runs to me with the phone telling me he hit a button. I realize quickly what he did and hit the button again - luckily enough Shitface was still there on the line. As I had the phone back to Boy 1 he says:
Sorry Dad, sometimes things just happen!
I guess it's a good thing he didn't say, "Sorry Dad, sometimes SHIT happens!