Today's from the mouth of isn't new. But it did happen over the summer and I just forgot about it until the other day.
We had taken the kids to Water Country USA and as we're walking into the park Shitface and I are goofing off. Not really doing anything in particular - just being goofy.
Boy 1 comes up to Shitface and says:
Dad, can't you just act like you're cool and not weird! You're embarassing me!
And he's only 4! If he thinks we're embarassing now wait until he gets older and brings girls home and I get all the naked tub pictures out! Ok maybe I won't do that...but I have it as black mail if I need it!
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