It has finally happened -
I've turned 30!
Sunday, March 1, 1981 at 8:10am, I was born.
No big celebrations for me tonight. I had some girlfriends over to celebrate with me on Friday. We had a good time but I can't wait till my husband comes home and we can have our big joined 30th birthday party!
Since I have nothing else exciting, I'll leave you with some jokes my grandma sent me in my birthday card:
" A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit. 'It's not going to work for me,' he said, panicked. 'Why not?' I asked. 'Because I use my Guard pay for spending money.' 'So?' 'For the past ten years, I've been telling my wife that I serve for free!'"
"Louie and his wife are listening to the radio when they hear the weather report: 'A snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street." So Louie gets up and moves his car. Two days later - same thing. 'A snow emergency has been declared,' blares the radio. 'Park your car on the even-numbered side of the street.' Louie gets up and does what he's told. Three days later: 'There will be a foot of snow today. Park your cars on the ...,' and then the power goes out. 'What should I do?' a confused Louie asks his wife. 'This time,' she says, 'why don't you just leave the car in the garage?'"
"I bought a new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is 'Dishwasher Safe.'"