Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Who Did I Piss Off?

So it's only Wednesday morning and already I've had a week from hell! So what has been happening?

1. Girl came home with her progress report on Monday. Which stated that she is STILL calling out in class even though we have had this discussion several times since school started a month ago. Her punishment - she must raise her hand when she wishes to speak at home. We'll see how this works out.

2. Boy 1 tried to climb the shower curtain. Which resulted in a HUGE rip in the cloth curtain. (And don't ask why he was doing it, I still can't get an answer out of him. I chalk it up to being almost 5)

3. Boy 2 has become Houdini. He managed to escape out the back door the other night. I found him with the broom sweeping the deck. I'm still not sure how he got out there but I'm just grateful he didn't leave the deck!

4. Girl came home with a note from the teacher yesterday. She was given several warnings and continued to "speak during inappropriate times". I'm suppose to have a conversation with her about being respectful.

5. And the best one. On Boy 1's way home from school (a.k.a. daycare where they provide transportation) yesterday the van ran out of gas. And NO, I wasn't driving! So what did the driver do? Instead of calling for help he walked my son down the super busy street in rush hour traffic to the gas station and back! I couldn't effing believe it! Needless to say that driver is no longer employed!!

Seriously, I don't know who I pissed off this week but give me a break already! What can I do to get back in good graces?? Cause I really don't know how much more I can take this week.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

From the Mouth of....

Boy 1 has been in too much trouble this week to actually say too much of anything funny, so this is an old one. It's from earlier this year - April to be exact.




Preface: Boy 1's first season of T-ball. We've had several practices but this is the first scrimmage of the season. Boy 1 is playing 3rd base. A player from the other team runs to third base.

As I look up, Boy 1 is running back into the dugout as this other boy gets to 3rd base.

Me: Boy 1, where are you going?

Boy 1: There's someone else on third base, I don't need to be there anymore!

Good thing it was only the beginning of the season - as he apprently had much more to learn.

Monday, October 6, 2008

A Step Back in Time

Jenny on the Spot is always finding these cool sites or knows of someone who finds cool sites and then I end up wasting entirely too much time playing on them. This one came from her too!

So here is another site that is sure to waste your time if you're looking to kill some!

Yearbook Yourself

Would you like to see what I would of looked like in 1952? No? Then stop reading. Otherwise, continue:



Pretty scarey - huh? Good thing I wasn't around then! How about 1956?


Wow! Even scarier! Let's skip ahead 10 years. 1966:


Wow! I think my body is a little too small in this one for my hair! Did people really have hair like that?

Alright, skip forward a few years, to a year in which I was actually alive. 1984:


Don't think I would've fit in there too well either!

Moving along. 1998:


Sadly enough - I think this one could of passed for me! See this is my actual senior picture:

Not too far off!

So have some fun! It's Monday - who's really suppose to be working anyway!

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